During a flight to Singapore, Ah Beng had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
Sensing the urgency to answer the call of nature and couldn't do anything but wait, Ah Beng starts to get frustrated and bang at the door of the men's restroom "WTF man.....who is inside the restroom for so long ahhh.....ehhh you Lau Sai until you fainted izzit.....Nar Beh.....come out lar.....toilet for people to pee and shit....not to sleep inside!!".
The flight attendant noticed Ah Beng making a din and went to cool Ah Beng down. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
Ah Beng replied, "Really ah.....okok miss.....don't worry.....i Pa Tor Thia already.....i go Pang Sai first".
Saying that....Ah Beng dashed into the ladies restroom and did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
Ah Beng then thought to himself, "Wahhh.....ladies restroom so high tech one ahhh.....really got a lot of buttons ler.....KNN this airlines really bias lah.....but who would know if i touch the buttons.....hahahah.....i don't care.....since i'm here already.....i'm gonna enjoy.....hiek hiek hiek"
Ah Beng couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. "Wahhhh.....song ahh.....song ahhh....what a nice feeling", he thought. "Why Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this?!......Ka Na Sai!!"
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. Ah Beng lets out a soft moan "Uhhhhhh.....this feeling damn orgasmic man.....aiseh.....i'm coming here to Pang Sai again the next time.....Si Beh Muar Yi"
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. "Eeeeiiikkk....this feeling so geli.....hahaha.....hahahah.....*pants*.....but i like.....hiek hiek.....now i know why ladies spend such a long time in this restroom......*smirks*", says Ah Beng.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, Ah Beng couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he was in a hospital as he opened his eyes.
A nurse was staring down at him with a smile on her face. "Ehhhh....What happened? Where am I?" Ah Beng exclaimed.
"You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse.
"The last button marked ATR was an AutomaticTampon Remover. Your balls are in the bucket under the bed!!!!"
Muahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-The End-
