Jokes to Share!!

Well....I'm kinda lazy to write a review on the next book entitled "How To Make Anyone Fall In Love With You" and I thought maybe this time i can share something which is unrelated to book reviews. So here are some jokes that I've read from a recent email from my friend. Hope you guys enjoy....

1. There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant!!
Which Male pencil is responsible?
****** :- THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER!!


2. Woman in bed with her husband’s best friend, phone rings!
“Yes, ok Bye!!”
She turns to her lover and says…..,
“THAT’S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE’S NOW GOLFING WITH YOU”.


3. Three Roosters: Normal, Retarded and a Gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!
Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!


4. Three guys were introduced to a girl.
Hi….I’m Peter, not a saint.
I’m Paul, not a POPE.
I’m John, not a Baptist….
The Girl replied…Hi…I’m Mary, not a VIRGIN…


5. Girlfriends are appetizers. Taste good at any time.
Mistresses are Tomyams. Hot and Spicy. Eaten frequently.
WIVES are instant noodles. Eaten when there is nothing to eat!!!


6. Income Tax officer asked a prostitute why she puts her occupation
as a CHICKEN FARMER.
She replied : I raised 5,000 COCKS last year!!


7. Yesterday news – A nun jogging at Jogger’s Park was raped by 4 guys.
Today’s news – Nearly 100 nuns found jogging at the park.